mum i’m moving out
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
girls who can run in heels should be feared
orphan black meme | 5/7 funny moments"Okay, look, there was a fire at the Johanssen Ranch last night. Do you know anything about that?"
me and my squad on our way to beat your ass
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
luke and his brothers tho
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’